Fur Pawlice Commissioner Sarge's Birfday...

The BAD DAWG AGENCY....     Roxy, Murphy, Stanley, and Ernie...   dusted off our Guitars and Drums and BEAT IT Over to Wish   Pawlice Commissioner SARGE a HAPPY ♫ HAPPY 10th BIRFDAY...   with OUR RENDITION of this  Jim Croce  Song...

We PRACTICED with WILD THINGY.....   since Sarge has been known to be sorta WILD...

Now HERE is      SARGE's SONG...     BAD BAD     Sarge is Brown
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Well, the Southj Side of Blogville
Is the Baddest pawt of town
And if you go down there
You better just beware
Of a Dawg whose Big and Brown

Now Sarge puts down trouble
You see he stand 'bout three Paw Four
All the downtown ladies call him Mountain Top Lover
All the Men just call him SIR

AND it's Bad , Bad Sarge is Brown
The Baddest Dawg in the whole DARNED Town
Badder than a Cheese Stuffed KONG
And Meaner than a Junkyard Dawg

Well, Friday 'bout a week ago
Sarge was Mashing Mice
And at the edge of his yard
Sat an Evil Squirrel all battered and scarred.

Well Sarge cast his eyes upon it
And the Trouble soon did start
'Cause Sarge the Commish taught that squirrel a lesson
That Messin with Sarge gets yuou ripped apawt.

And it's Bad, Bad Sarge is Brown
The Baddest Dawg in the whole DARNED Town
Badder than a Cheese Stuffed KONG
And Meaner than a Junkyard Dawg.            ♫ ♫


Happy 10th Birfday   SARGE...          From the Bad Dawg Agency

Click the Link to go to Sarge's Blog..

Rehearsal for Valentine's Day Pawty

It's been a long time since the band got together.  We decided we'd better put together a float entry for the Valentine's Day Pawade.  We thought we'd better check on the instruments and maybe practice a little bit.

We got started on cleaning off all those cobwebs . . . 
and the dust . . . got soooo bad . . .

ERNIE: "Cough    Hack....    OMD  ROXY...  you have a Smudge on your NOSE... let me help you get that cleaned up...   I have some Clean Snot Rags back HERE behind my BASS Drum...   hehehehehe."

"OKAY...   after I got the Cobwebs Off our PLAYLIST...  here are the Songs I think we could pull off....       NO MURPHY  I did NOT say PULL My PAW...      Watch it buddy... there is a LADY Present.."

OKAY..... we are READY....   Here is our FURST song fur YOU..... LOVERS out there...

"Can't Help Falling In Love" - Elvis          by Murph. & Stan... used for 1st day of Spring 2014 

Wise dogs say only squirrels rush in

but I can't help falling in love with you

Shall I stay

would it be a sin

If I can't help falling in love with you

Like a dog forever scratches at the flea

Darling so it goes

some things are meant to be

take my paw, take my doggie toys too

for I can't help falling in love with you

Like a dog forever scratches at the flea

Darling so it goes

some things are meant to be

take my paw, take my doggie toys too

for I can't help falling in love with you

for I can't help falling in love with you

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We hope you liked that.... and the BDA wants to wish you a Happy Valentine's Day...
NOW fur our NEXT Song.....   Feel Free to Sing along...

Ella Fitzgerald    Dream a little Dream of Me...

PEE a little Steam with ME....        DUET.... Roxy and Ernie

Stars Shining bright above you
Night Breezes see to whisper, I LOVE YOU
Birds singin' in the sycamore tree
PEE a little Stream with me.

Say night-night and Sniff me
Cuddle me tight and Say you will miss me
While I'm alone and blue as can be
Pee a little stream for Me

Stars fading butt I linger on dear
Still craving your kiss
I'm longin' to linger till dawn dear
Just Sayin' this

Sweet Dreams till sun puddles find you
Sweet Dreams that leave those squirrels behind you
Butt in your dreams whatever they be
Pee a little Stream for me

Stars shining right above you
Night breezes seem to whisper, I LOVE YOU
Birds singing in the sacamore tree
Pee a little stream with ME.

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Doesn't Roxy have a GORGEOUS Voice???      
     We are on a STREAK now....     Ready????   This is fur all the HIP CATS out there...
♫   ♫  HIT IT...  ♪  ♫

Tune...  Uptown Girl....   Billy Joel

Uptown CAT

Uptown cat, she's been living in her uptown world

I bet she never had a Back Alley Guy

I bet her mama never told her why

I'm gonna try fur an Uptown Cat (Uptown Cat)

She's been livin in her Fancy Feast World (Fancy feast world)

As long as anyone with gray furs can (Gray furs can)

And now she's lookin fur a downtown man (Downtown Man)

THAT's WHAT I AM

And when she knows what she wants from her time (wants from her time)

She'll see (she'll see) I'm not so tough, just beclaws I'm in love with an Uptown    cat (Uptown Cat)

You know I've seen her Uptown world (Uptown world)

She's getting tired of her high class toys (High Class toys)

And all the presents from her Uptown Peeps  (Uptown Peeps)

She's got a choice

  

She's been livin in her Fancy Feast world (Fancy Feast World)

And now she looking fur a downtown guy

    That's what I am

Don't you know I'm in love with an Uptown Cat (Going Uptown)

My Uptown cat (She's an Uptown cat, going Up)

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♥  ♥    Now fur our Final Song....  Let's SLOOOOOOOOW it down and Cuddle up Close as ROXY Sings YOU and your SWEETIE out...

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AT LAST     by Etta James          ROXY   SOLO

AT LAST

A squirrel has come along

My long wait is over

And the Chase is On

         Oh Yeah   Yeah

              AT LAST

The skies above are blue

I'm gonna be racing through clover

Today I'm Catching You.

I found a squirrel, that I can catch up to

A squirrel I can Deaded alone

I found a squirrel I can sink teeth into

A thrill I have never known.

            Oh Yeah  Yeah

It twitched, it Ran

At LAST the Chase was on

I clamped my jaws and was in heaven

The Squirrel was MINE

    AT LAST

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The BDA Thanks you fur coming... and we hope that you enjoyed the Concert....   
    NOW KISS your SWEETIE....

RAP - Welcome To Blogville Dance

BDA is honored to play a few songs for Sarge's Recruit-A-Pal.

Our Concert today will be in honor of FURENDS...... OLD and NEW....       We thank Sarge for coming up with this wonderful Idea...

The Bad Dawg Agency  THANKS you fur stopping by....

Let us introduce ourselves...   ROXY is our Female vocalist...   Murphy and Stanley on Guitars... and Ernie on Drums....

♫♫♫[ INTRO] ♫♫♫

Please Feel Free to SING ALONG with us...

♫  ♫   ♪  ♫ ♫

Thank you for being a friend, traveled down the road and back again
Your heart is true, you're a pal and a confidant
I'm not ashamed to say, I hope it always will stay this way
My hat is off won't you stand up and take a bow

And if you threw a party, invited everyone you knew
Well you would see the biggest gift would be from me
And the card attached would say

Thank you for being a friend
Thank you for being a friend
Thank you for being a friend
Thank you for being a friend

If it's a car you lack, I'd surely buy you a Cadillac
Whatever you need any time of the day and night
I'm not ashamed to say, I hope it always will stay this way
My hat is off, won't you stand up and take a bow

And when we both get older
With walking canes and hair of gray
Have no fear even though it's hard to hear
I will stand real close and say

Thank you for being a friend
Thank you for being a friend
Thank you for being a friend
Thank you for being a friend

Let me tell about a friend
Thank you for being a friend
Thank you for being a friend
Thank you for being a friend
Thank you for being a friend

And when we die and float away
Into the night, the Milky Way
You'll hear me call as we ascend
I'll say your name, then once again

Thank you for being a
Thank you for being a
Thank you for being a friend

Thank you for being a friend
Thank you for being a friend
Thank you for being a friend

People let me tell about a friend
Thank you for being a friend
Thank you for being a friend
Thank you for being a friend

Tell about a friend
Thank you for being a friend
Thank you for being a friend
Thank you for being a friend

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OUR Next song is LEAN ON ME....     Again please Sing along with us....

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Sometimes in our lives we all have pain
We all have sorrow
But if we are wise
We know that there's always tomorrow

Lean on me, when you're not strong
And I'll be your friend
I'll help you carry on
For it won't be long
'Til I'm gonna need
Somebody to lean on

Please swallow your pride
If I have faith you need to borrow
For no one can fill those of your needs
That you won't let show

You just call on me brother, when you need a hand
We all need somebody to lean on
I just might have a problem that you'll understand
We all need somebody to lean on

Lean on me, when you're not strong
And I'll be your friend
I'll help you carry on
For it won't be long
'Til I'm gonna need
Somebody to lean on

You just call on me brother, when you need a hand
We all need somebody to lean on
I just might have a problem that you'll understand
We all need somebody to lean on

If there is a load you have to bear
That you can't carry
I'm right up the road
I'll share your load

If you just call me (call me)
If you need a friend (call me) call me uh huh(call me) if you need a friend (call me)
If you ever need a friend (call me)
Call me (call me) call me (call me) call me
(Call me) call me (call me) if you need a friend
(Call me) call me (call me) call me (call me) call me (call me) call me (call me)

 Bill Withers - Lean On Me 

THE BAD DAWG AGENCY THANKS you fur Stopping BY....     and REMEMBER....  to have furends...  you need to BE A FUREND...  

  

Birfday Concert for Ranger, Stuart, and Dui.

Birthday Concert: Ranger, Dui & Stuart

Seems like a lot of time has gone by since the band got together to pawform.  So we were glad to be asked to do a few songs to celebrate Ranger's, Dui's and Stuart's birfdays!  Of course we had to get there early to get things set up.

WOW ROXY......  look at this STAGE.   It is gonna be PAWFECT fur our Birfday Gig.

Murphy & Stanley rode their motorcycles to the park and hoped they looked cool in their new leathers.

OK..... let's  go through our Songs....  Make sure we got the sound Right...       

♫    ♫   ♪  ♫   ♪ ♪ ♫   

 Sounds Grrrreat.....        Now let's go get Changed....    

WELCOME EVERYBUDDY....

are you all READYyyyyyyyyyyyyy   to sing    

Happy BIRFDAY to our three Scottie guys????

♫  Happy Birfday to YOU...

Happy Birfday to YOU..... ♫

Happy Birfday Dear Stuart, Ranger, and Dui  !

♫ Happy Birfday to YOUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu ♫

WILD   Applause and    Back slapping... and WAVING at

Our  BIRFDAY BOYS !!!!

Now since you are All SCOTTIES....   WE Dressed in our best PLAID fur YOU!!!

AND......

Since Dui is Roxy's little Brother...   SHE wanted to do a Famous  AUSSIE song  AND she is gonna play the PIPES....

PLEASE EVERYBUDDY.... Join us AGAIN   singing   

WALTZING MATILDA

♫ ♪    Once THREE Jolly Swagmen camped by a billabong.

Under the shade of a coolibah  tree.

You'll Come a Waltzing Matilda with US... ♪ ♫

Waltzing Matlilda, Waltzing Matilda,

You'll come a Waltzing Matilda with US

And THEY sang and THEY watched and Waited

Til THEIR Billy Boiled

You'll come a Waltzing Matilda with US

♫ ♪  Down came a Jumbuck to drink at that Billabong

Up Jumped the SwagMEN and Grabbed him with glee.

And THEY sang as THEY shoved that Jumbuck into THEIR Tuckerbag.

You'll Come a Waltzing Matilda with US...  ♫ ♪

Waltzing Matilda, Waltzing Matilda

You'll come a waltzing Matilda with US.

And THEY sang and They Watched and waited

Til THEIR Billy Boiled.

You'll Come a Waltzing Matilda with US.

HAPPY BIRFDAY   to our THREE SCOTTIE BUDDIES...!!!   

Roxy baked a Bunch of Scotch Shortbread....

Please help yourself...  

Thank you fur Joining the Bad Dawg Agency....     in Celebrating this GRAND DAY...

        Enjoy your SPECIAL DAY   LADDIES....

Wish them all a Happy Birfday!

Ranger

Dui

Stuart

Bad Dawg Agency Safety Week Picnic Concert

 We hope that you will enjoy our Concert in the Blogville Park today...      
      Let's get this Show on the ROAD....  

If you didn't get a PAWtograph on Monday.... we will be signing after the concert...   No pushing or Tail pullin...

 We have had requests to REPEAT our songs from the Pawrade

Let's start this set off with...   LAST KISS   by J. Frank Wilson
PLEASE SING ALONG WITH US...

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[Chorus] 
Oh where oh where can my baby be 
The Lord took her away from me 
She's gone to heaven soI got to be good 
So I can see my baby when I leave this world 

We were out on a date in my daddy's car 
We hadn't driven very far 
There in the road straight up ahead 
A car was stalled the engine was dead 
I couldn't stop so I swerved to the right 
I'll never forget the sound that night 
The screaming tires the busting glass 
The painful scream that I heard last 

[Chorus] 

WHen I woke up the rain was pouring down 
There were people standing all around 
Somethign warm flowing through my eyes 
But somehow I found my baby that night 
I lifted her head she looked at me and said 
Hold me darling just a little while 
I held her close I kissed her our last kiss 
I found the love that I knew i have missed 
Well now she's gone even though I hold her tight 
I lost my love my life that night 

[Chorus] 

Woh (x4) 
Ohh (x4)

THIS is a GIANT Crowd....... Can you all HEAR US  way back there??????????      
      The BDA   is going to pawform a BRAND NEW RELEASE....  Written by Agent 0087E...
  We have not even had time to practice this one...   it might be a bit ROUGH...  
WE are Dedicating   this Song to  Ernie's Dad  Ol' Sure Shot and Wyatt and Stanzie and all the other FANGtastic Gardners throughout Blogville and Beyond...

Tune:   the Gambler  by Kenny Rogers...
     ♫ ♫ ♪  THE GARDNER  ♫ ♫ ♪

On a warm summer's evening.  In a Cliner watching TeeVee...  
When along came a GARDNER and he began to speak.

    He said, If your gonna plant a garden, boy, you gotta do it right.

You gotta know when to Plant em. 
  Know when to Hoe em.
Know when it's time to pick and they have finished growin.

You Never Count your Veggies when your pickin in the garden.
There'll be Time ENOUGH fur countin when the Cannin's Done.

You gotta know when to Plant em. 
 Know when to Hoe em.
Know when it's time to pick and they have finished growin. 

You gotta keep the critters out of your garden.
They will gobble up your pawduce, and that just Ain't no good.

You gotta Know when to Plant em.
  Know when to Hoe em.
Know when it's time to pick and they have finished growin. 
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    OK...   let's  all Sing together now...    to Jan and Dean's    Dead Man's Curve >>>>
♫     ♫     ♫     ♫     ♫     ♪   ♪   ♪     ♫     ♫     ♫

I was cruising in my Stingray late one night
When an XKE pulled up on the right
And rolled down the window of his shiny new Jag
And challenged me then and there to a drag

I said, "You're on, buddy, my mill's runnin' fine
Let's come off the line, now, at Sunset and Vine"
But I'll go you one better if you've got the nerve
Let's race all the way to dead man's curve

Dead man's curve
Dead man's curve
Won't come back from dead man's curve

The street was deserted late Friday night
We were buggin' each other while we sat out the light
We both popped the clutch when the light turned green
You shoulda heard the whine from my screamin' machine

I flew past LaBrea, Schwab's, and Crescent Heights
And all the Jag could see were my six taillights
He passed me at Doheny then I started to swerve
But I pulled her out and there we were at Dead man's curve

{Well, the last thing I remember, Doc, I started to swerve
And then I saw the Jag slide into the curve
I know I'll never forget that horrible sight
I guess I found out for myself that everyone was right}

You won't come back from dead man's curve
Dead man's curve
Dead man's curve
Dead man's CURVE 

Fur our LAST song of the day.....   in keeping with HEALTH and SAFETY ... we thought we would play somethingy FUN fur you...   BUTT we gotta make a Quick (like 87 seconds) Clawstoom change...          OK we are BACK....   
     If you know the WORDS..... SING ALONG  
to the COCONUT song   by Harry Nilsson...    
♫     ♫    ♫              ♫     ♪  ♪  ♪     ♫      ♫      ♫

Brother bought a coconut, he bought it for a dime
His sister had another one, she paid it for a lime.
She put the lime in the coconut, she drank them both up
She put the lime in the coconut, she drank them both up
She put the lime in the coconut, she drank them both up
She put the lime in the coconut, she called the doctor, woke him up,
And said, "Doctor, ain't there nothin' I can take,
I say, Doctor, to relieve this belly ache?
I say, Doctor, ain't there nothin' I can take,
I say, Doctor, to relieve this belly ache?"
"Now let me get this straight ",
Put the lime in the coconut, you drank them both up
Put the lime in the coconut, you drank them both up
Put the lime in the coconut, you drank them both up
Put the lime in the coconut, you called your doctor, woke him up,
And say, 'Doctor, ain't there nothing I can take,
I say, Doctor, to relieve this belly ache?
I say, Doctor, doctor, ain't there nothin' I can take,
I say, Doctor, dooooctor, to relieve this belly ache?'
Put the lime in the coconut, drink them both together,
Put the lime in the coconut, then you feel better,
Put the lime in the coconut, drink them both up,
Put the lime in the coconut, and call me in the morning
Wouh wouh wouh wouh wouh
Brother bought a coconut, he bought it for a dime
His sister had another one, she paid it for a lime.
She put the lime in the coconut, she drank them both up,
She put the lime in the coconut, she called the doctor, woke him up,
Say "Doctor, ain't there nothin' I can take,
I say, Doctor, to relieve this belly ache?
I say, Doctor, ain't there nothin' I can take,
I say Doctor! let me get this straight".
You put the lime in the coconut, drink them both up,
You put the lime in the coconut, drink them both up,
You put the lime in the coconut, drink them both up,
Put the lime in the coconut, you such a silly woman!,
Put the lime in the coconut, drink them both together,
Put the lime in the coconut, then you feel better.
Put the lime in the coconut, drink them both down
Put the lime in the coconut, and call me in the morning
Woo Woo, ain't there nothin' you can take, I say
Woo Woo, to relieve my belly ache,
You say woo woo ain't there nothin' I can take, I say
Woo woo, to relieve your belly ache,
You say yah yah, ain't there nothin' I can take, I say
Waah waah, to relieve this belly ache,
I say doctor!, ain't there nothin' I can take,
I say doctor!, ain't there nothin' I can take,
I say doctor!, ain't there nothin' I can take,
I say Doctor!, you such a silly woman!,
Put the lime in the coconut, drink them both together,
Put the lime in the coconut, then you feel better,
Put the lime in the coconut, drink them both up,
Put the lime in the coconut, and call me in the moooooorning,
Yes, you call me in the morning,
If you call me in the morning, then [X5]
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THANK YOU fur coming to our BDA Concert !!!!   Now you be SURE to head back over to Sarge's Place  so he can help you find all the other grrrreat activities...   Just click         HERE to go THERE...

Bad Dawg Agency..... in Safety Week Pawrade...

THE Bad Dawg Agency (BDA)   consists of:
  Roxy Agent OO87R     Murphy Agent 0087M    Stanley Agent 0087S and Ernie Agent 0087E


We are thrilled to be pawt of the  Safety Week 2014  Pawrade....  and we will see our FANS again... on Saturday fur the Big Grand Finale  and    PICNIC.... on Saturday Aug. 16th..

 The Blogville Park is gonna be FULL of FABULOUS Music....  

 and LOTS of ACTIVITIES...... so be SURE to Be there on the 16th...

NOW....HERE COMES    THE BDA  down the PAWRADE ROUTE...        We can hear them ...

OMD   they are playin  that Jan and Dean song.....    DEAD MAN's CURVE...   Perfect fur Safety Weeek.....  a reminder to drive SAFELY...

♫ ♫ ♫ ♫                  ♪ ♪♪ ♪         ♫ ♫    ♪ ♪    ♪     ♫ ♫ ♪      ♫ ♪  ♫    ♫      ♪ ♪    ♫ ♫♫♫♫♫

I was cruising in my Stingray late one night
When an XKE pulled up on the right
And rolled down the window of his shiny new Jag
And challenged me then and there to a drag

I said, "You're on, buddy, my mill's runnin' fine
Let's come off the line, now, at Sunset and Vine"
But I'll go you one better if you've got the nerve
Let's race all the way to dead man's curve

Dead man's curve
Dead man's curve
Won't come back from dead man's curve

The street was deserted late Friday night
We were buggin' each other while we sat out the light
We both popped the clutch when the light turned green
You shoulda heard the whine from my screamin' machine

I flew past LaBrea, Schwab's, and Crescent Heights
And all the Jag could see were my six taillights
He passed me at Doheny then I started to swerve
But I pulled her out and there we were at Dead man's curve

{Well, the last thing I remember, Doc, I started to swerve
And then I saw the Jag slide into the curve
I know I'll never forget that horrible sight
I guess I found out for myself that everyone was right}

You won't come back from dead man's curve
Dead man's curve
Dead man's curve
Dead man's curve
...

The Crowd LOVE hearing that OLDIE butt Goodie...   and    GUESS WHAT Folks...   at the end of the Pawrad...   the BDA has said that they will STAY in the Blogville Park to SIGN PAWTOGRAPHS... and Meet their FANS...    
     AND to do ONE MORE      STAY SAFE   sort of Song fur you.       
Here they are folks...   No pushin Shoven or tail twisting....    we will get Pawtographs fur all of you...         just as soon as we get set up and  play.....       LAST KISS... by J. Frank Wilson
            If you know the words......  Sing along WITH US.....        Hope you have tissues..... ♫  ♫  ♫  ♪♪♪     ♫♫          ♪♪♪♪♪       ♫♫            ♫   ♪           ♪♪♪  ♫               ♫♫♫♪♪♪         ♫♫
[Chorus] 
Oh where oh where can my baby be 
The Lord took her away from me 
She's gone to heaven soI got to be good 
So I can see my baby when I leave this world 

We were out on a date in my daddy's car 
We hadn't driven very far 
There in the road straight up ahead 
A car was stalled the engine was dead 
I couldn't stop so I swerved to the right 
I'll never forget the sound that night 
The screaming tires the busting glass 
The painful scream that I heard last 

[Chorus] 

WHen I woke up the rain was pouring down 
There were people standing all around 
Somethign warm flowing through my eyes 
But somehow I found my baby that night 
I lifted her head she looked at me and said 
Hold me darling just a little while 
I held her close I kissed her our last kiss 
I found the love that I knew i have missed 
Well now she's gone even though I hold her tight 
I lost my love my life that night 

[Chorus] 

Woh (x4) 
Ohh (x4)

WE hope you enjoyed the PAWrade and our renditions...    now be SURE to go to ALL of the Safety Week LESSONS  and  ACTIVITIES...  and be SURE to thank your teachers... and HOSTS...
      See you back here  fur our   PICNIC Concert...    Where there will be like 87,000 thingys to DO and Listen to.. and See and       EAT.... beclaws Chef Sasha will be there !!!

Now you all be SAFE out there, ya Hear?